hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
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birth control should be required to get into college
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
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He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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