Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
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Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
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He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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