Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
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I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
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It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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