Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
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found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
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I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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