no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
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Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
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Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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