what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
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just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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