5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
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Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
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STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
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