Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
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