wake up i wanna do it froggy style
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
Randomize
