They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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