What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
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