i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
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...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
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She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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