What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
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Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
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Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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