So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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