well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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