you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
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I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
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Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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