Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
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when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
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School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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