there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
there's paper in my vomit.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
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you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
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Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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