some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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