i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
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she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
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He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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