i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Someone stole a lamp last night.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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