so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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