She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
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