hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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