All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
What did we do last night that was yellow?
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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