are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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