I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Randomize
