Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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