dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Randomize
