You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
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She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
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Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Where are you guys?
Drunk
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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