is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
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there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
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"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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