I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
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you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
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Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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