WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
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Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
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Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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