ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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