if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
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I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
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I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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