I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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