I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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