I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
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