I must be too annoying 4 u.
I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
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You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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