If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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