i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
We're not piercing ourselves today.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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