just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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