Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
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nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
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Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
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