why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
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