It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
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He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
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He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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