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one might say we're banned from that church
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
whose ass print is on the piano?
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
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