What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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