Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
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This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
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What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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