No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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