Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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