when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
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