We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
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it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
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She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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