Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
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does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
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He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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