I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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