If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
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