Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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