We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Randomize
