how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Randomize
